St Patrick’s Day Irish Quotes, Sayings Funny 2013

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• I am a drinker with writing problems.

• Ireland is where strange tales begin & happy endings are possible.

• One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

• I’m troubled, I’m dissatisfied. I’m Irish!

• The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

• I only drink on two occasions — when I’m thirsty and when I’m not

• As they say in Ireland:…. “may you be forty years in heaven before the devil knows you’re dead”.

• Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

• Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value only to its scarcity.

• The Irish are a fair people; they never speak well of one another

• A man who loses his money gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something better.

• When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Ireland.

• The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

• Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

• When I came back to Dublin I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

• I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo….

• They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it.”

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